Help Tiddler make the right decision

[DIXIE]

John,
You could also do the same as me.
Flyback from Bangkok via Mumbai to Heathrow on new years day.
Train from Ramsgate to Middlesbrough on the 2nd.
Watch Barrow AFC progress to the FA Cup 4th round on the 3rd, get train from Middlesbrough to Ramsgate after our famous victory.
Get extremely drunk to celebrate our famous victory in the Port and Anchor, Ramsgate on the 4th.
Go back to work for a rest on the 5th.

[John Very Little]

Assuming expedia have finally sorted the flights I intend to do both Thailand and Middlesbrough.
Intend on flying back from Thailand via Dubai and land at Newcastle airport at 11.40 on the day of the game and then drive down to The Riverside. Clearly I'm hoping the flight into Newcastle isn't delayed.

[spongebobsquarepants]

So your going to Thailand where the 'female' population have certain body parts in places they shouldn't and then off to Smogsville where the population have extra fingers and toes.

Should be interesting seeing all those freaks!

There is also another similarity but I will be banned from this forum if I mention it!