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Suffolk Blue wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:39 pm

Desmond2-2 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 2:07 pm Apparently it has to be ratified by the fa council,then ok’d by the Efl,then given the green light by the premier league, then passed by the government,then rubber stamped by Boris, then open for objection to anyone not happy about the result. Just [SwearFilter] sort it.

Desmond let me if I may correct you on the agreed protocols for decisions such as these.

Upon declaration of a positive vote, the NL board will immediately convene to give thanks to St George (Best), patron saint of wayward footballers before despatching a pigeon of Her Majesty's Royal Avian flight to Buckingham Palace. Her Majesty, amid an assembly of sporting dignatries including Sir Gary Lineker, Sir Frank Warren, Sir Ian Botham, Sir Jessica Ennis-Hill and Sir Lewis De Hamilton, will then light the first of several hundred royal beacons in Windsor Great Park.

Simultaneously a royal warrant will then be despatched to the FA, and on receipt, the FA serjeant-at-arms is required to offer the traditional challenge to the FA Council "Who will rid us of this turbulent team?". The Council will then meet in session to offer prayers for the souls of promoted clubs during which a chicken will be sacrificed in solemn acknowledgement of the task they are about to perform.

A rider will then be despatched to parley with the EFL council in Warwick Castle and if in agreement, the EFL will declare a feast day during which much merriment and debauchery as befits such a splendiferous event will take place. Finally the EFL will formally countersign the Royal Decree (Regium Decretum) and issue the proclamation "Promovere ad gradum!" or "Promote them to the next level!"

The decree will then be conveyed to the centre of Barrow (Civitatem Centrum) by mule in the traditional manner.

Bradders wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:50 pm RIP this thread. Can someone please lock it until a decision is actually made.

Suffolk Blue wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:39 pm

Desmond2-2 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 2:07 pm Apparently it has to be ratified by the fa council,then ok’d by the Efl,then given the green light by the premier league, then passed by the government,then rubber stamped by Boris, then open for objection to anyone not happy about the result. Just [SwearFilter] sort it.

Desmond let me if I may correct you on the agreed protocols for decisions such as these.

Upon declaration of a positive vote, the NL board will immediately convene to give thanks to St George (Best), patron saint of wayward footballers before despatching a pigeon of Her Majesty's Royal Avian flight to Buckingham Palace. Her Majesty, amid an assembly of sporting dignatries including Sir Gary Lineker, Sir Frank Warren, Sir Ian Botham, Sir Jessica Ennis-Hill and Sir Lewis De Hamilton, will then light the first of several hundred royal beacons in Windsor Great Park.

Simultaneously a royal warrant will then be despatched to the FA, and on receipt, the FA serjeant-at-arms is required to offer the traditional challenge to the FA Council "Who will rid us of this turbulent team?". The Council will then meet in session to offer prayers for the souls of promoted clubs during which a chicken will be sacrificed in solemn acknowledgement of the task they are about to perform.

A rider will then be despatched to parley with the EFL council in Warwick Castle and if in agreement, the EFL will declare a feast day during which much merriment and debauchery as befits such a splendiferous event will take place. Finally the EFL will formally countersign the Royal Decree (Regium Decretum) and issue the proclamation "Promovere ad gradum!" or "Promote them to the next level!"

The decree will then be conveyed to the centre of Barrow (Civitatem Centrum) by mule in the traditional manner.

russell_anderson wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 4:19 pm

Suffolk Blue wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:39 pm

Desmond let me if I may correct you on the agreed protocols for decisions such as these.

Upon declaration of a positive vote, the NL board will immediately convene to give thanks to St George (Best), patron saint of wayward footballers before despatching a pigeon of Her Majesty's Royal Avian flight to Buckingham Palace. Her Majesty, amid an assembly of sporting dignatries including Sir Gary Lineker, Sir Frank Warren, Sir Ian Botham, Sir Jessica Ennis-Hill and Sir Lewis De Hamilton, will then light the first of several hundred royal beacons in Windsor Great Park.

Simultaneously a royal warrant will then be despatched to the FA, and on receipt, the FA serjeant-at-arms is required to offer the traditional challenge to the FA Council "Who will rid us of this turbulent team?". The Council will then meet in session to offer prayers for the souls of promoted clubs during which a chicken will be sacrificed in solemn acknowledgement of the task they are about to perform.

A rider will then be despatched to parley with the EFL council in Warwick Castle and if in agreement, the EFL will declare a feast day during which much merriment and debauchery as befits such a splendiferous event will take place. Finally the EFL will formally countersign the Royal Decree (Regium Decretum) and issue the proclamation "Promovere ad gradum!" or "Promote them to the next level!"

The decree will then be conveyed to the centre of Barrow (Civitatem Centrum) by mule in the traditional manner.

Early celebratory tipple, SB?

Suffolk Blue wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 4:47 pm

russell_anderson wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 4:19 pm Early celebratory tipple, SB?

Its my birthday Russ. What's more the sun is over the yard arm. So a noggin is entirely within the rules whilst waiting for Ian Dennis to sing.

Jonty wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:01 pm Its one minute past 5. Why the delay?

Jonty wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:01 pm Its one minute past 5. Why the delay?

blue nige wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:09 pm Quick question Suffolk will your life be complete when

Barrow are promoted

And this thread ends in fact we should let you have the last say !