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Lowestoft welcomes you

Post by David Cameron » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:46 am

I come in peace.

Hello Barrow

I hope you all are coming to Lowestoft, Crown Meadow welcomes everybody though I politely request that you refrain from misbehaving as it's me who has to fill in the paperwork.

Try the chilli it is lush.

Any questions feel free to ask as I am a steward and I believe I can help you.

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Post by finbar17 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:33 pm

On a scale of 1-10 how pukka are your pies?

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Post by Shaun » Mon Apr 13, 2015 12:37 pm

Busy lad, this Cameron lad.
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Post by McMark » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:00 pm

Hello David, and welcome! I have a question..... are you a Bar steward..... if you are what beers are on offer at your bar....... If not I'm not sure if your the real deal so let the people decide MORI poll anyone!!

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Post by themaster » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:06 pm

Hi David

What does this mean ?
David Cameron wrote: Try the chilli it is lush.

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Post by audigex » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:49 pm

It means the Chilli is made of scented soap and bath bombs
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Re: Lowestoft welcomes you

Post by Holkerbird » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:47 pm

David Cameron, don't you have an election to fight?

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Post by mickmike wilson » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:34 pm

That's ^^ only his P-T Hobby Elaine, guess that explains why he's poop at it.

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Post by Steeley » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:44 pm

Well hes got my vote!
Bish=God

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Post by spirit of 1990 » Mon Apr 13, 2015 5:06 pm

Steeley wrote:Well hes got my vote!
Because of the lush chilli?
We didn't underestimate them, we just didn't think they were that good.

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Re: Lowestoft welcomes you

Post by David Cameron » Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:12 am

Let me tell you this now!!!!!!! I have been bullied and picked on all of my life because of my dwarfism and my red hair and I come out fighting every time. I will not tolerate bullies making jokes about my name because I share it with a politician.

I will happily help you but if you want to play games I can hang with the best of them. I'll just tell the police that all the barrow fans are too drunk and abusive to enter Crown Meadow. Who do you think they will believe??? You fans or me, the steward with authority.

Please stop picking on my name because it makes me angry and I do not want to have to resort to my plan.

Lush is a word we use down here that means delicious. For example the chilli is lush in Barrow you would say the chilli is delicious. Hope that helps.

Mark Mac. I am not the bar steward but there are a couple of bar stewards in the bar. The fat bar steward is called Ron and he loves football and Norwich city. The old bar steward is another Dave and likes football and table tennis.

Any more questions you guys????

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Post by barrowfan_chris » Wed Apr 15, 2015 10:33 am

Hiya David Cameron/Colty.

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Post by Chris Benoit » Wed Apr 15, 2015 11:13 am

Hiya Chris
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Post by Ronsdog » Thu Apr 16, 2015 11:57 am

Hello everybody a a REAL Lowestoft fan here with a little info regarding our club
and what you can expect on your first visit to Crown Meadow.

As a Southern club exiled in t'North we have enjoyed our adventures during the season
and you can be assured of a warm welcome on the last day. An opportunity to either
win or lose the Title at our place gives this otherwise, for us, meaningless game an edge.
Personally I hope that you have already bagged the top spot at Tamworth and consigned
moneybags Kirkham and Wesham to the play offs. KandW beat us at Wembley in the Vase
final back in 2009 after we had led the game for some 80 minutes, so we don't have too much sympathy for them. That said do not expect us to roll over and hand you the Title.

We have had an up and down season but have achieved our first aim of staying in this league
and now hope that results in other places will see us eligible to be transferred back to the
Southern Conference. That remains a hope rather than a given and much relies on the Suits at the FA giving us a break. 8500 miles of travel this term has taken its toll on our resolve and finances but we are a resilient bunch in Suffolk and as our home results show we have more than made our mark.

We have not been beaten at home since NFU inflicted our third home defeat way back in November! Our plod to safety has seen us become the ONE MORE POINT team of the league and if pressed would suggest that another draw on the last day is the most likely outcome. We tend to score late on in games, ten goals at home scored in added time! If you do require the win to clinch the Title then it could be a tense affair.

An unbiased view of the club and ground can be found here....http://laurencereade.wordpress.com/2014 ... bells-end/

Hope to see a lot of you make the trip, Stockport brought around 100,
but would expect you to double that figure bearing in mind the games
potential significance.
Have a safe journey down, enjoy your day and good luck in the future.
By the way we don't do segregation......
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Re: Lowestoft welcomes you

Post by boyliegladbach » Thu Apr 16, 2015 12:01 pm

Pubs ronsdog?

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