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Song for whoever

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 12:23 am
by Ziggerzagger
I was bored so thought I'd pen a new song .


Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he's a greedy t@at

So coxy he bought Byron
Whose fingers on the button
But when Byron he got injured
Coxy loaned Shaun Tuton

Oh Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a Barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he s a greedy t@at

Now We've got Danny Livesey
Whose shorts are getting looser
And if you can get past him
You'll have to deal with Mousa

Oh Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a Barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he's a greedy t@at

Re: Song for whoever

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 6:54 am
by N18THG
:scarf:

Re: Song for whoever

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 2:22 pm
by Ray Johnstone
Vulgar.

Re: Song for whoever

Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2017 5:56 pm
by walney rock
:lol: :lol:
Ziggerzagger wrote:I was bored so thought I'd pen a new song .


Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he's a greedy t@at

So coxy he bought Byron
Whose fingers on the button
But when Byron he got injured
Coxy loaned Shaun Tuton

Oh Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a Barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he s a greedy t@at

Now We've got Danny Livesey
Whose shorts are getting looser
And if you can get past him
You'll have to deal with Mousa

Oh Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a Barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he's a greedy t@at
Hahahaha Love it :lol:

Re: Song for whoever

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:43 pm
by xerxes
Carol Ann Duffy, eat your heart out!

Re: Song for whoever

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:27 pm
by tommy2thumbs
Hear that Cooky has fatigue
Now he plays in the football league
(Or not)

Re: Song for whoever

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:38 am
by barrowbarrow11
Cringe worthy

Re: Song for whoever

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:31 pm
by The Tomahawk Kid
A cracking piece of verse - but not a 'song' due to NOT having a melody.
However, when the words are accompanied with the melody of: 'My Old Man's A Dustman'...it works!
Be nice to hear this sang at Tranmere! :D
Maybe with a Banner featuring Any Cook's image and the slogan 'Judas!'
That'd get the fat bas*ard going! :sentoff:


* My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat...etc etc... was frequently sang on The Holker End in its heyday :D

Re: Song for whoever

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:36 pm
by The Tomahawk Kid
xerxes wrote:Carol Ann Duffy, eat your heart out!
Nah! She fades into insignificance when compared to greats such as: Ted Hughes, Seamus Heaney and Thomas Hardy... :D