Song for whoever

[Ziggerzagger]

I was bored so thought I'd pen a new song .


Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he's a greedy t@at

So coxy he bought Byron
Whose fingers on the button
But when Byron he got injured
Coxy loaned Shaun Tuton

Oh Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a Barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he s a greedy t@at

Now We've got Danny Livesey
Whose shorts are getting looser
And if you can get past him
You'll have to deal with Mousa

Oh Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a Barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he's a greedy t@at

[N18THG]

[Ray Johnstone]

Vulgar.

[walney rock]

I was bored so thought I'd pen a new song .


Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he's a greedy t@at

So coxy he bought Byron
Whose fingers on the button
But when Byron he got injured
Coxy loaned Shaun Tuton

Oh Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a Barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he s a greedy t@at

Now We've got Danny Livesey
Whose shorts are getting looser
And if you can get past him
You'll have to deal with Mousa

Oh Andy Cook was a bluebird
He wore a Barrow hat
But he f@@ked off to Tranmere
Cos he's a greedy t@at

Hahahaha Love it

[xerxes]

Carol Ann Duffy, eat your heart out!

[tommy2thumbs]

Hear that Cooky has fatigue
Now he plays in the football league
(Or not)

[barrowbarrow11]

Cringe worthy

[The Tomahawk Kid]

A cracking piece of verse - but not a 'song' due to NOT having a melody.
However, when the words are accompanied with the melody of: 'My Old Man's A Dustman'...it works!
Be nice to hear this sang at Tranmere!
Maybe with a Banner featuring Any Cook's image and the slogan 'Judas!'
That'd get the fat bas*ard going!


* My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat...etc etc... was frequently sang on The Holker End in its heyday

[The Tomahawk Kid]

Carol Ann Duffy, eat your heart out!

Nah! She fades into insignificance when compared to greats such as: Ted Hughes, Seamus Heaney and Thomas Hardy...