Today's NWEM headline

[Jim]

Hall: Barrow AFC are only going to keep getting batter

New diet is apparently the secret to our recent success. We are certainly in a better plaice in the league.

[Mark Johnson]

http://www.nwemail.co.uk/sport/barrow-a ... 1c92235-ds

Maybe he was speaking after the Bromley gamed and meant 'Barrow AFC are only going to keep getting battered' .. True Captain mentality

[Fazered]

Food at the training ground must be fish and chips..

[Suffolk Blue]

...and fish n chips from Matties at that.

Seriously I was a bit surprised at the observation that one of the revolutionary changes made by AP was to ensure that the "right" food was provided at the right times for the players. I thought we'd caught up with the European mentality on diet in the 90s - though I do recall Alan Shearer used to survive on Chicken and beans for most of his career. Clearly food has to be budgeted for but these are full-time professionals. You'd have thought that you'd monitor what was consumed by them and when just to protect your asset. Didn't we have somebody on/advising the staff on nutrition?

[Shaun]

I'd kill for a chicken and mushroom pot noodle right now.

[Shaun]

...kids, the elderly.... I'd kill them all. But I'd still throw the soy sauce away.

[Fartvs Antiqvvs]

Well, Ady was well indoctrinated into the Vegan diet during his healthy spell here. So who knows?

[Suffolk Blue]

There must've been a hell of a lot of farting in the FGR dressing room then. Cant imagine Grant Holt settling for a beanburger and a seaweed shake.

[Fartvs Antiqvvs]

Quite possibly S/B, as we are well established as being an 'Arty/Farty' type club.

[Murphy2 3]

Perhaps we can tempt potential signings with one of Greens PIes, we would no doubt attract the likes of Messi etc

[Electricblues]

Perhaps we can tempt potential signings with one of Greens PIes, we would no doubt attract the likes of Messi etc

'Steve McNulty sponsored by Green's Pies' has got a ring to it.

[Arvo]

Ah, they've fixed it at last. It's tempting to say that the NWEM is the Tommy Wiseau of newspapers, but that wouldn't be fair...


...to Tommy Wiseau.

[Fazered]

Perhaps we can tempt potential signings with one of Greens PIes, we would no doubt attract the likes of Messi etc

'Steve McNulty sponsored by Green's Pies' has got a ring to it.

They would go bankrupt giving him free pies

[Scrube]

Harry P told by Bignot to tuck in. Is that to breakfast and lunch at training?

[mr_grey]

'Steve McNulty sponsored by Green's Pies' has got a ring to it.

They would go bankrupt giving him free pies

Don't have pies..free or chargeable