wittiest chants

spirit of 1990 · Post by **spirit of 1990** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 5:17 pm

Was watching Arsenal V Stoke the other week & Stoke were losing 3-0 when it came over the PA system that something (can't remember what) had happened that meant there were going to be delays for the Stoke supporters getting home. The Arsenal supporters started singing.........3 - 0 & you can't get home, 3 - 0 and you can't get home.

While being funny (ish) did the same chant get sung to us at Sunderland? because I'm sure there was a quick-as-you-like reply off the Barrow supporters, just can't remember what.

Beer again

HenneysKnee · Post by **HenneysKnee** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:13 pm

At Sunderland I'm sure it was us just singing we're not going home, we're not going home etc etc and we shall not be moved

Post by **Ste Story** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:36 pm

This could be Baghdad or Beirut
Kabul, Iraq
Cos Workington is anywhere, the kids are all on smack

To the tune of Rotterdam Or Anywhere

A.B. · Post by **A.B.** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:20 pm

They will rob your houses,
Violate your Gran,
Sell heroine from an ice-cream van,
The Workington fan, Oh the Workington fan.

Jonty · Post by **Jonty** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:35 pm

"All Bluebirds are Blue" used to get a good half hour some games. Non stop, going into a lull then kept coming back just as it was dying out. It may have actually gone a full second half one game.

One of those are you gonna pack it in lads- no we are going to carry it on.

The atmosphere has been as flat as a pancake this season.

paddy71 · Post by **paddy71** » Fri Jan 16, 2015 11:55 pm

My other team is Newcastle; in the late 80;s at away games a chant was.my brothers in borstal my sisters got poxs my auntys a whoar down Hartlepool docks we are the geordies were mental and mad and jack the rippers my dad

barrowaberdeen · Post by **barrowaberdeen** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 9:18 am

Dave Bayliss is having a party
Andy Ferrell's Bringing the Charlie

was fun
Repeat till exhaustion

There's only one Gavin Skelton
Only one Gavin Skelton
Gretna were shit, but your sister is fit,
Walking in a Skelton Wonderland

and from North of the Border on every visit to Glasgow

You are a weegie,
A [SwearFilter] weegie
You're only happy
On giro day,
Your ma's a stealer
Your Da's a dealer
Oh please don't take my hubcaps away

frankums · Post by **frankums** » Sat Jan 17, 2015 2:39 pm

Jonty wrote:"All Bluebirds are Blue" used to get a good half hour some games. Non stop, going into a lull then kept coming back just as it was dying out. It may have actually gone a full second half one game.

It was Boston away, about 10 years ago.

Shaun · Post by **Shaun** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 10:42 am

To the tune of Vera Lynn's 'we'll meet Again..' Villa fans on Saturday piped up with:

"We'll score again, ...don't know where, don't know when..."

Brilliant. This is a side who have a paltry 11 league goals from 22 games, which is apparently the lowest total of the top 8 tiers of English football, according to MOTD on Saturday night.

Steelworks End · Post by **Steelworks End** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:21 am

"Ivan, Ivan, give us a goal". Barrow supporters at Goole in 1968, when the match referee Ivan Robinson was the same official who had scored the only goal in the victory over Plymouth Argyle at Holker Street the previous week.

"Where was the goolie when the ball was in the net?". Same supporters, same match, when Barrow (but not Ivan!) scored.

Shaun · Post by **Shaun** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:33 am

Memory is a bit vague here but pretty sure it was in the glorious 83-84 season and one side we had trouble against was South Liverpool. I think we played them a couple of times quite close together (one possibly a cup match) and I'm pretty sure we at least lost one at Holker St 2.1, possibly won the other 2.1 or drew 2.2. Anyway, in one of these games a S.Liverpool defender called Cyril scored an OG for us, so...inevitably....

"Nice One Cyril, nice one son.."

Pretty funny when you're 13.

JimmyCrabstick · Post by **JimmyCrabstick** » Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:01 pm

"Down in Bamber Bridge..they look in the dustbin for something to eat,
they find a dead cat and they think it's a treat, down in Bamber Bridge.."

Circa mid 90s i think. Bit crap really.

snortypig · Post by **snortypig** » Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:07 am

When Rangers goalkeeper Andy Goram was revealed to be mildly schizophrenic, quick-witted fans chanted this to the tune of ‘Guantanamera’: “Two Andy Gorams, There’s only two Andy Gorams.

boyliegladbach · Post by **boyliegladbach** » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:35 pm

It isn't witty and it's not a chant but some strange person from fylde tweeted this earlier.
I think he's the fylde equivalent as wintergreen

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Chadders · Post by **Chadders** » Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:34 pm

Was watching a game against Middlesbrough ages ago and they had a centre forward called Job.
The fans kept singing :
There's only one job on Teesside

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